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What are the odds baby Baylen makes an appearance at the season opener?

Minneosta and New Orleans face off in the pro football's season opener tonight (8:30 ET), and we'll get our first look at Grandpa Favre and his new-look ankle and the defending champions and their shiny new rings. What else will we see? Let's look at the odds, shall we?

Number of gray hairs left on the field after the first sack on Brett Favre.

Over 10 (-210)

Under 10 (+175)

Times we see flashbacks to footage of Drew and his son from last year’s title game.

Over 3 (-140)

Under 3 (+120)

Will Drew’s son still be wearing those headphones if/when we see him?

Yes (-110)

No (-110)

Will Cali Swag District make a surprise appearance and sings “Teach Me How to Dougie” at an impromptu halftime show?

Yes (+240)

No (-320)

Total fumbles by Adrian Peterson tonight.

Over 10 (+1800)

Under 10 (-2000)

Times we see a close-up on Favre’s face.

Over 20 (+375)

Under 20 (-450)

Times we see a close-up of Favre’s face in a Wrangler jeans commercial.

Over 20 (+490)

Under 20 (-600)

Times we see a close-up of Favre’s ankle.

Over 30 (+585)

Under 30 (-750)

Will it look like this … ?

Yes (-175)

No (+140)

Number of hours it took Tracy Porter to do his hair for tonight.

Under 9 (-110)

Over 9 (-110)

Number of hours the guys in the broadcast booth will spend talking about Tracy Porter’s hair tonight.

Over 1 (+475)

Under 1 (-600)

Number of penalties called for illegal snaps thanks to the new rules about where the referees must line up.

Over 3 (-250)

Under 3 (+185)

Will New Orleans become the first team in 11 years to open their title defense with a loss?

Yes (+200)

No (-240)