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"Get to the chopper!"

Kevin Johnson, the Mayor of Sacramento, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Governor of California, were getting their chat on earlier this week when the Lakers visited the Kings. What were two of California's most popular politicians discussing? We give you our dream scenario below.

*** For added amusement, read Schwarzenegger's lines in your best Arnold voice.

Schwarzenegger: How is my favorite former Suns point guard doing this evening?

Johnson: I'm doing well. And yourself?

Schwarzenegger: I'm feeling great. Actually, I've been meaning to speak to you about something.

Johnson: Is this about the 20th anniversary of Kindergarten Cop this December?

Schwarzenegger: Am I that transparent?

Johnson: To be honest, everyone's been asking me how you plan on celebrating such a momentous occasion.

Schwarzenegger: What do you think about an Off-Broadway version of "Kindergarten Cop?" One night only!

Johnson: How do I fit into the equation?

Schwarzenegger: Being that you're the mayor of Sacramento, I was hoping you could put a good word in for me with the Maloofs so I could perform here, at ARCO Arena.

Johnson: What's in it for me?

Schwarzenegger: You wanna play the child who eats everybody's lunches, don't you?

Johnson: That's right!

Schwarzenegger: It's all yours.

Johnson: If for some reason I can't secure ARCO Arena for a night in December, what's your backup plan?

Schwarzenegger: Well, I was thinking about announcing a sequel to "Kindergarten Cop." What do you think about, "First Grade Detective?"