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Black Friday shopping lists for all 32 NFL teams

Titus Smith

NFL Nation reporters have put together Black Friday shopping lists for every team across the league, ranging from a time machine for the Cowboys and Titans to a shipment of energy drinks for the Jets. Click the links after each team to view the full posts, or check out the full thread here.

Here's a look at what all 32 teams need:

Atlanta Falcons: Some headphones for their quarterback and bags of potatoes for the defense. Read the full list here.

Arizona Cardinals: A few more cornerbacks and a protective force field around their oft-injured receiver. Read the full list here.

Baltimore Ravens: Some steel-toed boots, plus manicures to help with all of the nail-biters. Read the full list here.

Buffalo Bills: A bag of footballs for their young, star receiver and some Patriots gear for their coach. Read the full list here.

Carolina Panthers: A new pair of cleats for their starting running back and a new contract for a burgeoning defensive star. Read the full list here.

Chicago Bears: A lifetime contract for their rising offensive coordinator and some help in getting Aaron Rodgers to give up football. Read the full list here.

Cincinnati Bengals: A two-way walkie-talkie for the secondary, plus a good-luck charm or two. Read the full list here.

Cleveland Browns: A professional, dependable, trustworthy quarterback, and a simple win. Read the full list here.

Dallas Cowboys: The complete set of "Star Wars" movies, along with a time machine to take them back to a happier time. Read the full list here.

Denver Broncos: A cure for what ails their quarterback and help with stopping their personal-foul penalties. Read the full list here.

Detroit Lions: Some bubble wrap for their quarterback and a bevy of deep balls for their top wide receiver. Read the full list here.

Green Bay Packers: Some old highlight footage for their running back and a pair of reading glasses. Read the full list here.

Houston Texans: A win -- finally -- in Indianapolis, plus some gift interceptions when the Texans play the Patriots. Read the full list here.

Indianapolis Colts: A Slip 'N' Slide for their injured quarterback and help with upgraded clichés for their coach. Read the full list here.

Jacksonville Jaguars: A snowplow to clear some space on the field and a few more victories for a veteran linebacker. Read the full list here.

Kansas City Chiefs: A healthy recovery for their injured star tailback and a matchup with any team but the Colts in January. Read the full list here.

Miami Dolphins: A good-luck charm to help down the stretch of the season, plus some more salary-cap room for this offseason. Read the full list here.

Minnesota Vikings: A cookbook with a good turnover recipe and a massage chair for their quarterback. Read the full list here.

New York Giants: A faster-moving game clock and a second helping of whatever Thanksgiving meal Odell Beckham Jr. had last year. Read the full list here.

New York Jets: A shipment of energy drinks for their running back, plus a DVD to show the defense. Read the full list here.

New England Patriots: An upgraded supply of a powerful antibiotic to combat the mysterious illness and, of course, a gray hoodie with the sleeves cut off. Read the full list here.

New Orleans Saints: A competitive defense to help out their quarterback and a get-out-of-jail-free card for their new defensive coordinator. Read the full list here.

Oakland Raiders: Tailgate party supplies and a Swedish massage certificate for an aging defensive back. Read the full list here.

Philadelphia Eagles: A few visors with college logos on them and a bungee cord to help their quarterback. Read the full list here.

Pittsburgh Steelers: A lifetime supply of Robitussin and a bounce house for their star receiver to practice his flips. Read the full list here.

San Diego Chargers: A voodoo doctor to help with the team's rash of injuries and an Etch A Sketch for their coach. Read the full list here.

San Francisco 49ers: A DeLorean with a flux capacitor and a solid physical therapist for their former starting quarterback. Read the full list here.

St. Louis Rams: An all-expenses paid trip to the grocery store to help find their next quarterback, plus a lifetime supply of four-leaf clover. Read the full list here.

Seattle Seahawks: A few offensive lineman to help out down the stretch and something to help remind them that football games last a full 60 minutes. Read the full list here.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Some body armor for their rookie quarterback and extra cash for their free-agent running back. Read the full list here.

Tennessee Titans: A time machine for a struggling wide receiver, plus a coach who can bring energy to the franchise. Read the full list here.

Washington Redskins: Some help for their woes on the road and a bulldozer to help control the ball on the ground. Read the full list here.